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You guys need to pick up a policy quick from an online agency, which means us.

And you guys have got to act quick because Florida is still chock–a–block with dumb laws and you never know when your health is going to fall victim to one of these dumbass laws. Here they are:

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Dumb Law #1

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

To protect yourself against this law, ask your agent to buy you a health insurance policy just in case you LOL and pass out.

Dumb Law #2

One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Call your insurance provider and ask them to tell that to all the queen clubs in Florida! But you don't tell anyone, bud, else you will be attacked.

Dumb Law #3

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Ha, ha, your affordable health insurance will not be in a position to help you with this one! So hide all your rubber ducks, guys!

Dumb Law #4

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Hyuk, hyuk, these guys still donno that online agencies don't have no doors!

Dumb Law #5

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Most likely, your online agency will ask you to buy a policy just in case you step into some elephant guano on Florida's streets!

The moral of this story is that the law is an ass and your agency doesn't have an ass.

Anyway, do you want to contact an agency? Y'know we are one helluva online agency! We are networked with the best companies and when you deal with us you are assured of a great policy and respective rate.

Go ahead; buy a policy; and protect yourself from dumb laws!

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