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“Tom, my gentle and experienced touch will soothe your spine so much that you will never have to invoke your Florida State insurance policy again, my butchy-butchy baby.” Nicole Kidwoman husked softly to Tom Crum, whom she was Japanese-massaging.

Tom moaned softly. He gave a hara-kiri #$%^ about the state of Florida insurance.

“Tom, I will now apply genteel pressure on your shiatsu points, my cock-a-doodle-oo baby, I will make you forget your insurance policy. Oh, Tom, I love you so, Tom.” Katie the Japanese massager husked again.

Tom moaned softly. He gave a Mount Fujiyamo #$%^ about the state of Florida insurance.

“Tom, now I will fasciasize your sensitive points, Tom. Your muscles will strengthen, your energy will flow, your body will release endorphins, you will get mental clarity and you will adrenalize yourself immediately, Tom. I will make you tear up your Florida coverage , Tom, my yankee-doodle.” Katie husked again and again and again.

Tom moaned softly. He gave a myofacial #$%^ about the insurance.

“Tom, now I am about to do an invasive Japanese deep-tissue sotai fingering massage, Tom, my love. Get ready to burn your Florida company , Tom, my non-epilated pet.” Nicole was in the throes of passion now.

We don’t know what invasive sotai massage trick Nicole used on Tom, but this time Tom didn’t moan softly. He violently turned around and bit Nicole all over the body, he gave a carpal tunnel #$%^ if Nicole was covered by a health insurance company or not.

At this point you guys should know that Tom Crum was the name Nicole had given her dog, a Pit Bull-Doberman breed, and what you read above was the massage she was giving the dog when it turned around and assaulted her. By the way, Nicole had a nice Florida policy.

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