Two blondes, Britney Swords and Paris Hillstorm drove all the way from Hollywood to Boca Raton, Florida, because they felt like it.
This was the first time they were traveling here and, naturally, they were not covered by Boca Raton insurance
Upon landing in Boca Raton, Paris said the first thing that came naturally to her: “Britney, honey, I feel I’ve stored too much fat in my stomach area during the drive.
“Either help me attack my existing fat or get me an insurance policy so that I can get it liposuctionized for free.” Britney then did exactly what Paris told her.
She viciously kicked Paris in the stomach.
“Why did you do that you idiot?” Paris said when she got her breath back. “ Now the insurance salesman will charge me a higher premium! ”
Britney looked at her friend. “You ingrate! You are the one who asked me to attack your fat! Then you blame me for jacking up your insurance policy premiums! Haah! ”
Look who’s calling who a ingrate, you fat slob!” Paris stormed “I’m never going to forgive you for messing up my health insurance premiums! Get ready, I’m going to give you some of your own medicine. I'm going to save you the price of a liposuction!”
Soon the women began cat fighting on street.
Watching their fight were a group of blood thirsty insurance salesmen who knew that both ladies would now have to buy Insurance Plans if they wanted to cut down on their hospitalization bills.
The moral of this story is that you don’t need to buy an Insurance Policy if you’re not a Boca Raton resident, and cat fighting on the street is not good for your health.
Anyway, do you want an insurance policy? Y’know we are networked with the best insurance companies and when you deal with us you are assured of a great policy.
Go ahead; buy an insurance policy; and don’t cat fight on the streets!