Hello, all our friends from Florida.
Christmas is approaching and it is imperative that you must sharpen up your “toasting” skills! We at JoeFloridaInsurance.com are pleased and gratified to bring to you the following life and health insurance Christmas toasts:
Here's a toast to our insured future, A sigh for our uninsured past, Life and health insurance we love and remember, And pay our premiums to the last, Our health expense is now zero, Life and health insurance is our hero, For inside a policy of life and health care, Santa and his elves reside and run
What is but Age? Something to count? My Christmas tree is dripping with the blood of hounds, I’m Count Dracula, I choose to live with dignity and grace Without getting into thelife and health insurance rat race!
May our lives not be fragile like the leaves of the maple, May we grow more beautiful as we fade. With a life and health insurance by our side, This Christmas we’ll be all smiling and unafraid.
This yuletide, the older we grow, The more Florida life and health insurance we take and the less we know, At least the young rascal men tell us so, But the day will come, when they shall know Exactly how far a life and health insurance can go, To win the battle against age and bad health, the foes
Christmas Beer! Beer! Beer! All insurance policy holders love you, Christmas Beer! Beer! Beer! We love to see you foam; Christmas Beer! Beer! Beer! You give us big bellies and gastro, you rascal, you; When we partake a lot of you, But let us assure you, That a Florida life and health insurance can take care of your illnesses, And make us feel at home