“Britney, we must change our life the way we see things. Our life situations must be made simple by the way we look at them, just like the premiums on an insurance policy, Britney, my friend.” Paris Hillstorm informed her best buddy Britney Swords over the phone.
“Eh! What! Paris, it's 3 A.M. in the morning, you horny gravedigger. At 3 A.M. you want to yak about a life insurance policy and about changing the way you see things! Goddamn, Paris!
“OK, tell me quick what's the way to see things quickly, because I gotta go now and attend to my 3 Russian spy boyfriends before Vladimir Palmbutin poisons them.” Britney shot back.
“Britney, the way we observe, notice and analyze things coming at us will mould our ability to change our lives in the future. We must concentrate and analyze the premiums on a life insurance policy, and that will help our near and dear ones, Britney, my honey suckling girl.”
“I'll tell you what, you've flipped, Paris,you bulbous b*tch! Why the heck should you notice the premiums on a life insurance policy, you hottie tottie?”
“Britney, that's because Clint Eastbeach, Robert Redpalm and Morgan Freepalm are viciously walking towards me, Britney. They look so vicious and demeaning, like some bloodthirsty hobbits!
“To top that, there's not a stitch on them, Britney. I'm scared for my life Britney. I want to cover myself with a life insurance policy now, Waaah!”
“Chill, baby, you don't need no life insurance policy. Just grab 3 Viagra pills and stuff one each into their mouth and they'll behave, bye baby.”
“Okie, dokie, flokie, I'll do what you say, Britney darling.”
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