Michael Doug was frantic, he was panicking, he was sweating, and his blood pressure was bursting his blood vessels. All that, even though he was covered by a nice health insurance plan which he bought from our website, JoeFloridainsurance.com. He wanted to talk to us desperately, badly, urgently.
“Is that JoeFloridainsurance.com? Look, I want my Florida insurance to cover all kinds of ailments known to mankind. I want it done now, I want it done fast, please, please!”
“Hey, Mike, our favorite customer! Sure, we’ll expand your health options. But, hey, Mike, why all this and why are you in such a hurry to expand your health coverage?”
“It’s my live-in girlfriend, Sharon Stoned. Two days back, Mentell, a toy maker, told her they were bringing out a set of Barbeer dolls resembling her. Those idiots made the dolls look like her rival and now Sharon’s in a rage, and she’s sticking ice picks into any Barbeer doll she comes across! Man, I need you guys to expand my health options fast, dudes.”
“Hey, Mike, let her stab as many Barbeer dolls as she wants. Why do you want to waste money expanding your health options?” “Man, you don’t understand, yesterday night she called me doll. Today morning she’s been calling me her Barbeer doll.
Man, she looks all set to stick an ice pick in my you-know-what tonight. Get me my new insurance company and get it fast and don’t ask questions!”
“Sure Mike, we’ll have your new plan ready in a jiffy. Just to be extra careful, wear a knight’s armor tonight and tell Sharon that’s your new pajamas, OK?” We signed off.
That was how we helped Michael Doug with his new, expanded health plan in Florida.
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