Britney Swords and Paris Hillstorm were running on the streets of Jacksonville at full blast.
“(Pant) (Pant)Paris, next time we come to Jacksonville we must take a Jacksonville Florida insurance quote first.
These Jacksonville dogs are kinda hyper. If they bite us we’ll have to spend over 10 grand each on hospital bills.” Britney panted out.
Britney Swords and Paris Hillstorm were running furiously because four Pit-Bulldogs owned by Tough Guy Eastwood was chasing them.
“(Pant) (Pant) Hey, Britney, you heard that great number “Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof”?
Hey, Britney, I guess we should take a Jacksonville Florida insurance quote before we come here, the heat is killing me!”
“(Pant) (Pant) Paris, you nympho hympho!
Why are you repeating what I said about an insurance quote, you fake boobie!
Here we are being chased by 4 Pit bulls and you want to listen to songs, you mad b*tch!”
“(Pant) (Pant) Hey, Britney, what a dog day this is, so hot and heaty! Britney, I know a swell site where we can get a great insurance quote from.
It’s called JoeFloridaInsurance.com.”
“(Pant) (Pant) Paris, you moron bimbette, quit talking about an insurance quote now and focus on running hard!” <
“(Pant) (Pant) Britney after we take a quote can we stop for hot dogs?
Anyway why are we running this hard?”
Britney stopped in here tracks and stared furiously at Paris.
Paris stopped too.
The dogs kept coming.
“Paris, you senile maniac, you were listening to your iPod all this while.
You don’t know that we are being chased by Tough Guy Eastwood’s Pit bulls?
” Britney barked, savagely snatching the iPod’s wires out of Paris’ears.
“Tough Guy Eastwood’s Pit Bulls! Don’t worry about them – I can handle all 4, Britney, just worry about getting an affordable health insurance.
At this point the Pit bulls arrived and leapt over both the women.
We don’t know what happened next but we can see both Britney and Paris are in good shape.
However, we hear that Tough Guy Eastwood’s Pit bulls have died due to mysterious skin diseases.
The moral of this story is that too much love for a Pit bull ain’t good for the dog especially is you haven’t yet taken a Florida insurance quote.
So, are you looking for a quote?
Y’know we are networked with the best online insurance companies and when you deal with us you are assured of a great online quote.
Go ahead; take a Jacksonville Florida insurance quote; and protect yourself from Pit bull love attacks!