Summarized View:
Pussy Ryder was a gold-digging Orlando insurance broker. She used to charm clients with her immaculate, personalized contacts, get married to them and then divorce them on flimsy grounds making them part with an substantial amount of money. Given the chance, all Orlando insurance brokers would resort to this technique of making money. Anyway, Kitty, the scavengerish Orlando insurance broker had heard that Prince William the 32nd was settling down In Orlando. And Pussy went to meet him and charm him in Victorian English, and… read on:
“Chilling doomsday's and eyes full of tears, No Florida insurance agent has sold a policy for a year, Us agents have been reduced to a dunce, By that vile site, naaip.org.”
“Eh, what’s that?” The stupid Prince said. He had never heard an insurance agent talk like that. For that matter, he had never met an Orlandian insurance agent yet.
“If thee buy from this poor Orlando insurance agent a policy, Then you shall be my honey and I thine honeybee, Before thee I shalt have knelt, To remove your Giorgio Armani leather belt.”
“Hmmm. Why are you bending down, Ms. Orlando life insurance agent?” The d**khead Price asked Pussy. He didn’t know her name yet and she was already kneeling. Boy, these Orlando insurance brokers are fast stuff!
“Thou are a lad with strong body and zero thought, Don’t just be standing there doing nought, Come figure out my chesty cataracts, Buy from this beggarly insurance agent of Orlando and she will double her act.”
Ha, ha, y’know what happened next! The prince broke up with his girlfriend and he bought a health insurance policy from Pussy, the scheming Orlando life insurance agent, with whom he’s living in now! Hot darn, an Orlando insurance agent is about to become a queen!
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