Florida Family Health Insurance Florida Family Health Insurance Is Like A Godfather

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One day, Florida-based Don Cicciobomba felt there was an immediate health threat to his family from the gangs of another notorious don, Don Donaccia.

Don Cicciobomba decided to take a Florida family health insurance policy immediately, and here are the records of the conversations the Don had with his agent, brought to you exclusively by JoeFloridaInsurance.com, in collaboration with the FFBI.


Don: I have called you to do a service for me. I want my family covered by a nice family health insurance policy right away.

Insurance Agent: Sure thing, boss, I have a great family plan that can cover your wife, your kids and your parents too!

Don: You do not understand, bidonista – I do not want a Florida family health insurance policy for my relations, I need family insurance for my men, my gang, my family. Do you get it now, Mr. Cacatio?

Insurance Agent: Err, Don Cicciobomba, a family policy is applicable only for the family, for near and dear family. A policy cannot be bought for workers. (The Insurance agent was kissing the Don's hands while saying these lines.)

Don: Mr. Florida Insurance Agent, I want a policy for my gang now! Make me an offer I cannot refuse. Get me a policy right now or either your signature or your brains would be on the policy papers.

Insurance Agent: Don Cicciobomba, Can I use your rest room. I need to think how to get a policy for your gang.

The Florida insurance agent excused himself and was back in 10 minutes. He pulled out a gun and shot Don Cicciobomba in the head. That man was actually Don Donaccia in disguise!

He said, β€œAn affordable policy is nothing personal. Strictly business.”

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