“OK, you call Michael Cane and warn him and I'll get Woody Ale and Roger Moored on the other line.
“Then we'll ask them to spread the news and warn all 70+ actors. We should not die horrible deaths – we deserve to die with dignity, not with Cate Blanket!
“Remember to ask them to buy a cheaphealth insurance policy just in case Cate reaches them – y'know that woman!”
“No more toy boys for her. This means all of us veteran actors will die one-by-one if that honky chick lays her hands on any of us!
“Clint, I donno about you and me, but I'm sure Michael Cane will meet his maker if Cate does a monkey trick on him.
“God, give me a minute, Sid. I'll just burn my Viagra and buy a cheap health insurance policy online and be back in 2 minutes. You just hang in there, Sid.”
As promised Clint was back in a few minutes.
“Yeah, I've heard rumors that most of these old-actor deaths are because of her hyperactive obsession with older men!
And those poor guys were not covered by cheap health insurance policies too!
What horrible, expensive deaths! Clint let's start talking strong Valium dosage daily, just for double insurance.”
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