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Low DeductibleAll the members of The Faithful Romans Society, Blessed Undying Faith Unlimited, Friends Of The Holy Cow and The Unscientific Pastor Ministry had gathered in the packed auditorium.
NBA star, Denis Rodmaan, was the chief speaker at this biblical congregation, and all were eager to hear him. A very few in the audience had bought a health insurance policy from us, majority had left their health in God's hands.
Dennis Rodmaan entered wearing an extra small pink Playgirl camisole and a mini-skirt! The Biblical audience was shocked! The weak-kneed among them fainted. We wished they had bought a health insurance policy in Florida!
Dennis began his speech: “Heya, all my ma pink buns! They say that Marijuana gives rise to insanity, I say bull s**t!
“Our country sentences a Marijuana possessor to life imprisonment and sets a murderer free after six years! And none of these innocent d**kheads are covered by a health insurance plan in Florida ! I say long live Marijuana! All say Amen!”
More audience members fainted, some of them critically. We wished they had bought coverage!
“Ok, my brothers, now I'm going to educate you geezers people about abortion. I am going to describe some of surgeries in detail.
“It is graphic, but if we do not talk candidly, then it is easy for you guys to turn away and worry about other matters. I hope all you guys are up-to-date with yourpolicy premiums. Here goes:….”
We cannot reproduce here what Dennis Rodmaan said, but whatever he said knocked out most of the audience. We wished they had bought health care plan!
“OK, that sorta concludes my speech. See most of you guys are either puking or have passed out. I did that too last night at a wild party. But I'm covered by a policy, so no fear! OK, now, I'm gonna take off my Playgirl camisole and my mini-skirt and twirl them around my head. Say, hallelujah, everybody!”
Dennis broke into a jig and the rest of the audience passed out. How we wished they had bought a health insurance Florida policy!
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