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I am a Jacksonville life insurance policy. My momma is a Jacksonville life insurance company. I donno who my poppa is.
Today, a very smart looking girl has adopted me. Her name is Paris Hillstorm. She has just signed on me. She told one of my momma’s servants, “Oh, what a cute little life insurance policy you have given me!” That moment I felt so proud..
Then Paris put me in her handbag and took me inside her big,big car. Inside her big, big car, her friend Britney Swords was squatting. I heard Paris tell Britney, “Britney, I Just bought a Jacksonville life insurance policy.”
Then Britney told her, “That’s great news, now roll up your policy and we’ll have some fun with it. Atta girl! You rock!”
Then they pulled me out of Paris’ handbag. Strange, both the ladies were not wearing any clothes. At that time, I thought this must be the standard operating procedure one has to follow after buying an insurance policy.
“Britney, just imagine the things we can do with my rolled-up insurance policy, honey, oooh, aaah.” Paris told Britney.
“Wait, Paris, you’ve just bought this life insurance policy. It’s your baby. Give it some mommy-show my love before you roll it up, Paris!”
Paris then rubbed my newborn life insurance body on her chest. At that time I felt as if Paris was giving me some heavy-duty mommy-shommy love. I felt good.
After a few minutes Paris rolled my fragile, flexible life insurance body.
Get outta here guys! We’re not telling you what happened! Anyway, the moral of this story is that a Jacksonville life insurance policy should not be physically abused unless you can’t afford to buy some kinky toys.
So, do you want a Jacksonville life insurance policy? We are networked with the best insurance companies and when you deal with us you are assured of a great policy. Go ahead; buy a Jacksonville life insurance policy, just don’t abuse it!