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“Doc,my dead friend Phoenixxx is sending me messages from the nether world that my life is in danger and I should take buy a insurance plan in Tampa pronto!” Johnny Deep nervously said to his psychologist, Dr. Lector.
“Hmm, I see, Johnny. Did he say from whom you face this so-called danger? And, what kind of insurance in Tampa you should buy?”
“No, doc, he just said someone will try to kill me when I'm lying down and if I get injured by the attack, I should get myself an insurance broker from Tampa so that I don't pay anything for the hospitalization.”
“You seem to be suffering from an a mygdala outbreak in your nervous system that is causing somatization in your cerebellum.Is that condition covered by your insurance plan from Tampa? And, if you don't mind me asking, where did you buy your plan from?”
“Hmm, those guys sell nice and affordable insurance plans in Tampa. OK,I need to take a psychoanalytic perspective of your brain and I need to examine your full frontal cortex.
“Lean back on your side please; I need to insert a tube deep into your ossicles. Be calm now, no screaming, your friend Phoenixxx told me to tell you that.”
“You hallucinated about Phoenixxx? Hot darn, Doc! What's that?! You're holding a stiletto! Save me Tampa Insurance, save me!”
“Everything will be fine in five minutes, Johnny. They don't call me Dr. Hannibal Lector for nothing!”
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