Life Insurance In FloridaSelling Life Insurance In Florida Is No Cockney Talk

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Tony Plare, the Duke of Humpshire, was excommunicated from Great Britain in 2006.

He decided to settle in Florida, USA and took up a job as a life insurance salesman.

Well, you guys know how British people talk – they use cockney slang, where they rhyme important words with some stupid words and make up a sentence.

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It so happened that the Tony Blare was an incurable cockney-slanger, and here are some memorable Florida life insurance salesmen lines we have recorded for posterity:

“Provide for your wife who is your bag for life! Hot cross buns, buy my life insurance.”

“My dear Mate, please feel free to urinate. Remember my life insurance rocks, crows, emus, ostriches and cocks.”

“I’m a Yarmouth boater, my mouth runs like a motor, to you Florida life insurance I will sell, Or cover my bleeding nose with pig’s gel.”

“I’m no Gary Glitter, I’m really no, about Life insurance I speak the truth, Prince Charles gives a flying #$%^ for Babe Ruth.”

“I will strive to give you the best, I pledge to you my hairy chest, buy a insurance of life, today morning I sold a policy to my wife.”

“My dear friend and brother, do not treat me like a manhole cover, Buy from me a life insurance policy, or else you will taste my Walther PPK guns.”

The long and short of it is: Duke Tony Blare was excommunicated from Florida for causing a poetic public disturbance nuisance. The life insurance company he worked for had to shut shop as they received too much bad publicity.

The moral of this story is that you must buy an Life insurance policy online.

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Go ahead, try us out, we’re not talking cock. ney!

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