Family Insurance Dental Does Not Make You Rebel

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Paris Hilton had decided to defy traditions and break the shackles that American society had bound her with! She wasn’t going to take it lying down anymore! Damn it! Enough was enough! First off, before she began her rebellious crusade she picked up a family dental health plan insurance policy just in case her mouth and teeth started paining during or after her crusade.

One, Paris started arguing violently and hysterically with a woman in diapers and with a nude man in red knickerbockers worn on his head. She insinuated, implicated and insisted heatedly for one whole hour, after which her jaw started aching. She was thankful she had bought a family dental health plan insurance policy before her crusade. If you must know, a woman in diapers and a nude man in red knickerbockers worn on his head were paintings that Paris had bought for half a million each from unknown artists on eBay.

Two, Paris went to the grocery store and began her rebellion there – she started eating the produce right from the shelves. She ate this, munched that, drank this, spat that using both her right hand and her left hand. Panicked shoppers ran away from the store, the store clerks wet their pants. Paris continued eating the produce until a maggot got fed up and bit her upper gum. Paris left for her dentist, happy with her immaculate planning – she had bought a family dental health plan insurance policy just in time.

Three, Paris made her way to the nearest religious institute, walked to the podium, grabbed the mike and began describing a hysterectomy surgery in graphic detail until she couldn’t take it anymore herself. The details were so gory that they made Paris puke and spoil her pearly white teeth. Here too Paris was proud she had bought a family dental health plan insurance policy. By the way, 2 priests died listening to Paris’ discourse, and many in the audience ran away, but that’s another story.

Paris decided she had done enough for today.

The moral of this story is that you must buy a family dental health plan insurance policy whether you are a rebel or not.

Guys, if you’re looking to buy a family dental health plan insurance policy, why don’t you buy it from us www.Naaip.org? Y’know, we can give you the best possible family dental health plan insurance policy because we are networked with the best family dental health plan insurance companies in the business. Go ahead; take a family dental health plan insurance policy from us; and steer clear of Paris!

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