Jennifer Lopez Guzzles Cooking Oil And Buys An Individual Dental Insurance Plan In Order To Conceive (Children)

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Tom Cruise – the high priest of the Church of Scientology – has advised Jennifer Lopez to consume raw cooking oil and buy an individual dental insurance plan, if she wants to conceive (human children).


According to unconfirmed sources, Tom Cruise has prescribed the following diet for Jennifer Lopez:


Clarified Oil: Two tablespoons in the morning – this will ensure that Jennifer’s baby has a logical and clarified mind.

Coconut Oil: Three tablespoons in the noon – this will ensure that Jennifer’s baby has a strong outer shell.

Olive Oil: Three tablespoons in the evening – this will ensure that Jennifer’s baby is “O so live” when she comes out of the womb.

Peanut Oil: Four tablespoons in the evening – this will ensure that Jennifer’s baby pees properly and his/her “nuts” are in good shape.

Rapeseed Oil: This is the most important oil, as it will plant the baby’s seed into Jennifer’s body. Three tablespoons every midnight thrust rapidly.


Reports say that Tom has also advised Jennifer to buy an individual dental insurance plan just in case all this raw oil consumption yellows her pearly teeth.


Rumors say that Tom has also told Jennifer that not only she will conceive a baby after consuming these oils, she will start looking like a beautiful pyramid after she follows his instructions.

– Rioters News Agency

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