The Perfect Low Cost Dental Insurance Murder Plan

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“Hey, Snoop boy, here’s a great idea: first put on some false vampire teeth that have a powerful but miniature vacuum attached to them, next, bite someone’s neck. In 15 seconds you’d have emptied the blood from the victim’s body! Before that you must take a low cost dental insurance policy just in case the false fangs mess up your beautiful teeth!” OJ told his best pal Snoop Dogg.


“Isn’t that a bit elaborate, OJ? I mean taking a low cost dental insurance is no problem, but there are better ways of bumping off people. For example, I’d make someone forcibly lick on a Cane Toad. Y’know the Cane Toad produces a toxin called bufotenine. One lick on the toad, you hallucinate; two licks, the toad gets horny with you; three licks, you’re in a one-to-one with God.” Snoop contributed his thoughts.


“You got that low cost dental insurance drift pretty fast! Hmm, that’s not bad for a small time peddler. Okay, listen to this: About 41% of American women apply moisturizer three times a day. What say we lace the moisturizer with anthrax? Not only will the babes pop off, their evil boyfriends will be no more too!” OJ educated Snoop.


“I donno about that and thanks for that nice words you said about me figuring the low cost dental insurance pretty fast! If I were you, I’d stuff that hormone drug, Premarin, down a babe’s throat and inform her that it is made out of horse’s urine. That should ensure she writhes and dies out of disgustion.”


“Hmm, nice idea” OJ said.


Both men went back to licking their Cane Toads (Twice only) and talking about their favorite subject – low cost dental insurance.


The moral of this story is that you must buy low cost dental insurance before OJ and Snoop kickstart their dirty tricks department.


Guys, if you’re looking to buy a low cost dental insurance, why don’t you buy it from us www.naaip.org? Y’know, we can give you the best possible low cost dental insurance policy because we are networked with the best low cost dental insurance companies in the business. Go ahead; take a low cost dental insurance policy from us; and never lick on a Cane Toad!

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