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Snoop Dogg hurled his fist violently at Jay-Z’s big fat mouth. He knew that if he connected, Jay-Z would spend half his life visiting doctors and paying hefty premiums on his health and dental insurance plan.

In a split second, Jay-Z ducked under the punch, rolled over Snoop and grabbed his collarbone and began choking him. It seemed that Jay-Z was in no mood to pay extra premiums on his health and dental insurance plan.

But Snoop was adamant. He pulled out a Nunchaku from his pocket and rapped Jay-Z between his thighs. He wanted to ensure that either Jay-Z should buy a heftier health and dental insurance plan, or pay higher premiums on his existing health and dental insurance plan.

But Jay-Z knew all Snoop’s dirty tricks; he blocked the Nunchaku by using his two-in-one Wushu trident, which was fitted with a deluxe shield (with extra foam) at its non-usable end. Jay-Z did not want to increase the premiums on his health and dental insurance plan nor did he want to take a new health and dental insurance plan. He would thwart Snoop’s evil designs.

But Snoop was not the kind of guy who gave up easily. He wanted Jay-Z to pick up a new health and dental insurance plan now, and with that intention he landed a fierce kick on Jay-Z’s thigh.

Jay-Z screamed, “Aaahhhh!” and woke up with a start.

Both men were fighting in their sleep! They had a good laugh over it and Jay-Z promised to Snoop Dogg that he would respect Snoop’s wishes and buy a super-duper brand new spunky health and dental insurance plan. After that both men went to sleep.

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