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Michelle Arcenal was typing a marketing plan when she heard a popping sound inside her mouth and felt something stuck in her bubble gum. She took out the gum with a tissue and was surprised to see a dehydrated, chipped part of her molar stuck in it. "Hello, teeth. I've been waiting for you to come out." Michelle was quite relieved when she said it.

Just then, she heard a faint noise as if replying to her. She looked around to see who it was. The voice became louder after awhile. "I'm on the tissue, lady. Are you deaf?! I was just telling you to get individual dental plans, now!" Michelle stared at the tissue and sat frozen in her seat. It took some time before she found her voice. "What did you say about individual dental plans?" The malnourished piece of teeth was writhing in the gum.

"There's still a big chunk of me buried there in your gums. You should take out the rest of me with individual dental plans. Don't try getting me out with chewing gum. It freaking hurts. So, do you have individual dental plans around here?" Michelle blinked twice and looked around to see if anyone was watching. "Don't have individual dental plans here. This company doesn't offer it." "You dumb, lady? Didn't you ever know that you can get individual dental plans even if your freaking employer doesn't give it? Try checking on individual dental plans at Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com." Michelle was on the verge of her final straw when she narrowed her eyes at the chipped teeth.

"Well, how was I supposed to know I can get individual dental plans by myself? I don't gossip --. Hey, I can't even talk to teeth!" "You gotta practice lady. You gotta practice. Well, now that you know that bit about individual dental plans, what are you going to do about it? Stare at me the whole day?" Michelle snapped. She threw the still writhing piece of teeth inside the trash can and looked down at the heap.

"I'm going to take out the rest of you - with one of the individual dental plans I'm going to get from now on." And Michelle did get a whole bunch of individual dental plans from us.